wh-wh-where am I???
He’s like Barney Stinson on St Patrick’s Day, going out of the trashes and saying “I’m awesome !”
To all the dads: don’t worry, you won’t be worse than Darth Vador, unless you cut your son’s hand and blow your daughter’s planet !
do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over
THIS IS MY LIFE IN A POST
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
SO, I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HARDCORE DAYDREAMS!!
This is made even better when you listen to music.
Q:My dad lost 40 pounds in a month and he wasn't even that fat with this. Me and you should do it together I need to drop weight for summer go to bit(.)ly/motivatedtumblr
Are you serious ?!